August 24, 2010

Can I Tell You Something Funny About My Poop?

INT. - THE BATHROOM - EARLY EVENING

Ava: Mom. Can I tell you something funny about my poop?
Mom: Um. Ok.
Ava: I made a long skinny one and a little short one across the top. It looks like a "T".
Mom: Yeah. Now can you flush it?
Mae: I want to see it.
(MAE RUNS TO THE POTTY)

Mae: Cool.
Ava: Mom do you want to see it?
Mom: No thanks. Just go ahead and flush it.
Ava: No Mom, you really need to see it. It's so cool.
Mom: It's wonderful.
Ava: Dad go get the camera.
Mom: That's enough.
(FLUSH)