Proof: The Internet Isn't Only For Porn

If there was ever any doubt that the Internet would degrade to anything but a pornography distribution tool, I give you the pumpkin mullet.  I saw this online during some lunchtime web surfing.  It makes cleaning out the inside of the pumpkin a million times easier (based on a double blind pumpkin carving study) and allows you to easily put a candle inside without burning your fingers.  Absolute genius.

The Next Best Thing

I know that you're not supposed to give into all of your kids requests, but when they're sick its hard to say no.  Mae Mae has a fever and stayed home from school for the past couple of days.  Today she really wanted to go to school, but I was a little hesitant to send her.  Once she calmed down from her mini-tantrum, I was able to figure out that she missed "riding in the car with daddy".  So, we did the next best thing.

Oh, how I love the colors of Fall. The reds, pinks, purples, yellow and oranges...the leaves are beautiful too.

Proof: They Are Listening

(Dad hits knee on table)
Dad: Shit!
Mom: Don't say that. The girls are listening.
Dad: They don't listen to me anyway...girls, go potty.
(Ava and Mae immediately stop coloring and go the bathroom)
Mom: I told you so.
(dumbfounded)
Dad: That never happens.
(later, from the bathroom)
Ava: I'm done taking a shit!

Proof: Your 2-Year Old Shouldn't Watch Flavor of Love