October 15, 2009

Proof: They Are Listening

(Dad hits knee on table)
Dad: Shit!
Mom: Don't say that. The girls are listening.
Dad: They don't listen to me anyway...girls, go potty.
(Ava and Mae immediately stop coloring and go the bathroom)
Mom: I told you so.
Dad: That never happens.
(later, from the bathroom)
Ava: I'm done taking a shit!