Mae Mae has left the world of purees to be warmly welcomed to the universe of solids foods. Despite not having any teeth, she manages to devour just about everything we have offered. So far, her favorites are chicken and waffles. Snoop Dogg would be proud.
September 9, 2008
Mae Mae's Chicken and Waffles
Mae Mae has left the world of purees to be warmly welcomed to the universe of solids foods. Despite not having any teeth, she manages to devour just about everything we have offered. So far, her favorites are chicken and waffles. Snoop Dogg would be proud.
September 4, 2008
Overlooked Diaper Derby Event Winners Stink
An excerpt from a letter sent to the Editor of the Naperville Sun:
Hello,
I just wanted to bring it to your attention that you missed a Last Fling event winner in the story reported in Wednesday's edition. Mae won the Diaper Derby after 9 months of exhaustive training. It is unfortunate that this was overlooked, as recognition in a local paper is the pinnacle of what (morally debatable) baby racing is all about. I have included a picture of Mae, with her mother Margret, holding her First Place ribbon so that you feel guilty and print an addendum to the winners. I ask that you do this so that I can save it, to forever use to embarrass her when she begins to date.
Thanks,
Andrew (Mae's Dad)
Hello,
I just wanted to bring it to your attention that you missed a Last Fling event winner in the story reported in Wednesday's edition. Mae won the Diaper Derby after 9 months of exhaustive training. It is unfortunate that this was overlooked, as recognition in a local paper is the pinnacle of what (morally debatable) baby racing is all about. I have included a picture of Mae, with her mother Margret, holding her First Place ribbon so that you feel guilty and print an addendum to the winners. I ask that you do this so that I can save it, to forever use to embarrass her when she begins to date.
Thanks,
Andrew (Mae's Dad)
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