An excerpt from a letter sent to the Editor of the Naperville Sun:
Hello,
I just wanted to bring it to your attention that you missed a Last Fling event winner in the story reported in Wednesday's edition. Mae won the Diaper Derby after 9 months of exhaustive training. It is unfortunate that this was overlooked, as recognition in a local paper is the pinnacle of what (morally debatable) baby racing is all about. I have included a picture of Mae, with her mother Margret, holding her First Place ribbon so that you feel guilty and print an addendum to the winners. I ask that you do this so that I can save it, to forever use to embarrass her when she begins to date.
Thanks,
Andrew (Mae's Dad)
