October 18, 2008

Remember When the Floor Was Made of Hot Lava?

There comes a time in your life where the hotel floor is longer made of hot lava. While you still tried to minimize the the time your feet touch the floor, it is because Dateline shown a black light in a hotel room and revealed it to be a massive $200/night petri dish. Then you have kids and that you find that the floor has started glowing red hot again (and not so much because every hotel room has several liters of blood in the carpet).