August 29, 2009
Proof: Why Everyone Needs a Ukrainian Friend
If you want to have wedding stories to tell that do not end up with you passed out in a hotel lobby, you need to get a Ukrainian friend. When that friend gets engaged, you need to treat him to couple vodka and tonics, so you can stay on the invite list for his wedding. After the wedding (of which you won't understand a word), you need to find a good seat near the dance floor. Then grab yourself a vodka and tonic and watch the show. You'll finally understand where you friend was going every Tuesday and Friday nights when he was growing up.
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