She's Got Legs

• Dad: How many legs are under the table?
• Ava: 12 Dad: No, count again. How many legs are under the table?
• Ava: 12 Dad: Let's count together...2,4,6,8
• (counting 2 legs for each of four people at the table)
• Ava: 8 people legs PLUS 4 table legs. 12 legs
• (a long, humbling pause)
• Dad: You need to watch more tv.